lindsay lohan teeth

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown



Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown




Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim



It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller




In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

Lindsay Lohan Had Emergency Dental Intervention, Says Expert

Lindsay Lohan's dental debacle. October 14th, 2011. 02:50 PM ET

Lindsay Lohan Teeth

lindsay-lohan-meth-teeth.jpg. Remember this and you'll be a better person

Lindsay Lohan's teeth at Philipp Plein event September 24 2011

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

Close-up photo of Lindsay Lohan's bad teeth at Saint's Row: The Third event

Lindsay Lohan Teeth Picture

Lindsay Lohan showing the less than white teeth that sparked the speculation

Lindsay Lohan walked the carpet in LA earlier this week, but her dress

Lindsay Lohan's startling rotten toothed smile on the red carpet Wednesday

Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth. Well, at least she looks happy.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Decaying Teeth on the Red Carpet

I Thought, I Thought I Saw Lindsay Lohan's Teeth! I did, I did!

Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

Basically, with teeth like that, Lohan's mouth can't smell of roses.

To save her teeth from apocalypse, Lindsay Lohan put her legal life on pause

Here's Lindsay Lohan last night looking like a HAUTE MESS.

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back in the news, but for once it isn't due

Besides her yellowing teeth, Lohan also had nail polish streaks and blotches

Lindsay, you and your rotten teeth better SHUT UP!

Lindsay Lohan Had Emergency Dental Intervention, Says Expert

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope