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A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold



It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968




Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson




Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

Russell Brand is currently hard at work shooting a remake of Arthur,

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So we knew that Katy Perry changed Russell Brand's belief on monogamy;

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting divorced.

Bad Boy comedian Russell Brand is one cheeky Chap.

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have fueled rumors that they are expecting a

fuelling rumours she could be pregnant with fiancé Russell Brand's child

British comedian Russell Brand has announced today that he filed for divorce

I know I said yesterdays Russell Brand pix were my favorite but these

Russell Brand and Teresa Palmer - The Black Ball UK - Party

Russell Brand. He may play the same character onscreen as he does off it,

Enlarge Brand. Marriage on the cards: Russell says he's ready to settle down

Russell Brand will be bright-eyed and bushy tailed in his new film role.

I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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Soon-to-be-married couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand welcomed a “third

to another love child, Johnston should be neutered. 2. Russell Brand

It is being reported that Russell Brand will be let off the hook,

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Russell Brand Actor Russell Brand and his girlfriend Teresa Palmer attend

Russell Brand is currently hard at work shooting a remake of Arthur,

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost